8) If he continues trying to get you to answer his questions, then pivot off Mackris and say, "OK, let me ask you this one:

Did you feel bad that Bill O'Reilly blamed a 14-year-old boy named Shawn Hornbeck for getting himself kidnapped and held in captivity as a sex slave for four years by the deviate Michael Devlin?"

If you get nervous, just repeat your name and where you work. Then ask him if he was as shocked as O'Reilly was that African Americans didn't say:

"Mother f&^ker, I want more ice tea at Sylvia's restaurant in Harlem?"

He may recoil from this or agree with O'Reilly that he too was surprised nobody got shot while they ate the dinner in Harlem.

Very good advice!! tee hee!