The Awful Truth Behind 5 Items Probably On Your Grocery List


	The Awful Truth Behind 5 Items Probably On Your Grocery List

odiedog

3-11-2008 4:37 PM

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odiedog says:

Hey, that banana you're eating, it probably killed somebody! Enjoy it you heartless bastard! Sorry, we're just kidding, sort of. Bananas don't kill people, people kill people...over bananas. And soda. And a bunch of other shit.

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