<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/4872ac0a-1431-44c8-9d57-2ccfba3d9250/FD8AC9F5-02C2-4985-9FE2-3A06966F83D1/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html" href="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html" style="font-size: 11px;">bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><IMG border="0" align="right" src="http://www.jonco48.com/blog/dr_20chart.jpg" alt="Dr chart" />"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"The patient refused an autopsy."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"The patient has no past history of suicides."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"She is numb from her toes down."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"The skin was moist and dry."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Patient was alert and unresponsive."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/04/dr-bloopers.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/img/6B84F032-DF7E-41E7-900C-1391BAFCEDD6" alt="Dr chart" /></div></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/FD8AC9F5-02C2-4985-9FE2-3A06966F83D1/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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