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Martha Stewart's Prison Hooch Recipe
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Your prison commissary may differ.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm"><DIV><B>An eight ounce can of fruit cocktail.</B> In this case, an 8.5 ounce can of Del Monte's "fruit cocktail in heavy syrup," for 90 cents.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm"><DIV><B>Forty to sixty sugarcubes.</B> Either hang out with old people who still use sugarcubes or steal a ton of sugar packets from the local deli.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm"><DIV><B>Sixteen ounces of water.</B> Tap is fine, since like, you *are* in prison.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm"><DIV><B>A big plastic bag that can be sealed. </B>Trashbags and rubber bands are totally cool. 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