So, this 78 year-old scientist walks into a house of ill-repute, walks up to see the madame and says, "I'd like one of your ladies for the evening." The madame replies, "Old man, just how old ARE you?" The scientist replies '"78". "Old man, You've had it!", she exclaims. "Oh" the scientist says. "How much I owe you?" Better to retire BEFORE senility wow. hudgal is an asshole. anyway, 'mainstream' global warming isnt being refuted- in fact for 20 years on tv carl sagan talked about global warming. but the idea that people are causing global warming is not likely and in fact refutable. maybe we can start dropping ice cubess in our 2 major oceans and in 20 years see if man has made an opposite effect.... I thank you for your kind words and warm response to my joke. You are obviously a warm person, yourself. You do realize that the entire planet is warmed by carbon dioxide already, don't you? And that it takes a minimum of 50 years for one molecule of CO2 to dissipate, right? and that humans are pumping tons of it into the atmosphere DAILY, right? I have no intention of iterating my dozens of posts explaining it in layman's terms, but you are welcome to look back through my posts. I have no idea of your level of science education, but they are pretty simple to understand if you have any science foundation. Again, glad you enjoyed the joke. It's an oldie. * I meant to say atmospheric CO2, and it takes 50 - 200 years to dissipate naturally. The chemistry is indisputable Eye lub chemistry. Just a tad sarcastic but well said hudgal1. Many scientists work for the future of the planet, one or two criticize. Common human behaviour. Watch out! The far left has those secret brain wave controlling games of theirs where they turn your kids into tree hugging, gutless, non-thinkers who want to destroy America and freedom. That is why the best policy is to identify the left and make as much noise as possible that is opposite of what they say. Hmmm... the 'left' was screaming about Global cooling in the 1970's. Talk about a flip-flop. Wait a minute...that's what most them wear on their feet! I hate to burst your bubble, but global cooling was never widely accepted theory. Most educated people accept that the earth is warming. The disagreement comes when you start talking about why. What the uneducated people believe really bears no merit. I mean, there are still people who believe that you can't get pregnant if you're standing up. So, what you are saying is that the Goracle is more educated than Dr. William Gray when it comes to the atmosphere? She is saying that Gore relies on many scientists. Not one senile long retired fuddy duddy. Plus his credentials do not impress. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_M._Gray I guess those satelite pictures of the hole in the ozone layer can get filed next to "Nessie's" and Big Foot. Who believes evidence,records,empirical scientific data anyway? She is saying that Gore relies on many scientists. Not one senile long retired fuddy duddy. Plus his credentials do not impress.In defense of Dr. Gray, though you disagree with his stance (as I do) it is really not right to then start attacking him personally. Let's leave that sort of behavior to the lackeys of the right, shall we? Let's leave that sort of behavior to the lackeys of the right, shall we?I think we should leave that sort of behavior off of Clipmarks altogether. Who's with me? Actually I was a bit sanctimonious, I apologize for that. Let's leave that sort of behavior to the lackeys of the right, shall we?In my experience that is the first reaction to any scientist who disputes catastrophic man made global warming. Instead of disputing their science, the personal attacks rain down upon them. n2sooners, i believe the technical term is 'circumstantial ad hominem' My goodness, people, where's your sense of humor? It's a very old joke about what happens to you memory and sense of judgment when you get older. I saw a new study just released a couple of days ago that the brain literally shrinks when people age. The study said that as the brain shrinks, not only is the memory affected, but actually some of the brain's control mechanism's are eliminated. The functions that are diminished are knowing what is acceptable behavior in public and which things are just not acceptable to say to a stranger and how to react in certain situations. It proves definitively something I have long suspected. Old age just gives seniors an excuse to say what they've been t... They argue that Gray's work is fundamentally wrong because most of his pronouncements on climate change and its causes are based on 'fundamental misconceptions on the physics of climate'.[9]I'm sure he's a nice man, he's just IMO, got that brain shrinkage thing going on. Like it or not, it'll happen to almost all of us eventually. I'm sure he thinks his version of the physics of climate from the 80 years ago are still current. There is a bit of an old turf war that Dr. Gray is still fighting between the holistic, systems approach (Dr. Gray) and the reductionist, incremental approach (the modelers). I think it too soon to completely dismiss what Dr. Gray has to say from his perspective. I disagree with some of what he is saying but believe that other aspects will haunt global warming theory for years to come. * I meant to say atmospheric CO2, and it takes 50 - 200 years to dissipate naturally.Sure you can. But, what you CANNOT do is create an accurate model that takes into account the innumerable feedback loops and processes that occur that absorb CO2. Globa Warming theory has failed the three main tests to which it has been subjected. First, no close relationship exists between the 20th century patterns of increasing carbon dioxide and changing temperature; second, 20th century rates and magnitude of temperature change fall well within previous natural limits of... First, no close relationship exists between the 20th century patterns of increasing carbon dioxide and changing temperatureThis assumes that this is a proper test. Of course not just GHGs influence surface temperature. 1, 2(pdf) second, 20th century rates and magnitude of temperature change fall well within previous natural limits of change despite accompanying increases in human-sourced carbon dioxideAnd how does that disprove GHGs as a cause? third, the deterministic computer models [...] have proved unable t... If the smartest climatologist in the world knew 100 variables, each one to an accuracy of 99 percent, the probability of a correct predictable model on climate change would be 36.6 percent. Remember, that is IF a) the scientist knew ALL the variables, b) knew all the feedback loops, c) knew all the variables of the feedback loops to an accuracy of 99 %. If the smartest climatologist in the world knew 100 variables, each one to an accuracy of 99 percent...If the world were random. Random has nothing to do with it. The point is 100 variables is a drop in the bucket and an accuracy of 99 percent is impossible in climate science. Well obviously then, anything Dr. Gray says should be severely discounted. Ya, what makes him think he is qualified to question the wisdom of the Goracle? Nobody can say anything, kajillion variables, variable accuracy, disband science it's pointless. Fire my weatherman, extended sports section. Fire my weathermanActually, most meteorologists seem to have it right. I guess it depends on where you live. That's a variable you know. First, no close relationship exists between the 20th century patterns of increasing carbon dioxide and changing temperature; Huh? We must be looking at different graphs, because if you look at the graph on a large scale to discount any outside factors on tiny fluctuations, the functions are virtually identical, just diplaced by a small period of the graph. second, 20th century rates and magnitude of temperature change fall well within previous natural limits of changeYeah. that's my point. It has been a steady upward trend that has remained unchanged. Global warming does not mean that there will never be an extremly cold month, as some denialist ... Sure you can. But, what you CANNOT do is create an accurate model that takes into account the innumerable feedback loops and processes that occur that absorb CO2.No, Wilhelm, You're right. You'd have to go to God for that. But you really don't need to take into account every miniscule amount of product to see the big picture. CO2and O2 existed ever since the first single cell plant and single celled animal came into existence and started producing them. It's a delicate balance, and when it gets out of whack badly enough, the results can be catastrophic. In particular one of the five mass extinctions occurred because the balance got out of whack. I... 6CO2 + 6H2O ---------------> C6H12O6 + 6O2 In English, all this says is that six carbon dioxide molecules will react with six water molecules to produce one molecule of sugar and six molecules of oxygen, under the proper circumstances (which is sunlight. Sorry, my Mathematica program with the equation editor hasn't made it onto my new puter yet. I know, it just looks like a garbled mess.) So tehe plants turn CO2 into O2, which we need to live.Conversely, animals turn O2 into Co2, which they need to live. Plants also turn some of the CO2 into carbonates, which pretty much keeps things in check. It's a pretty nice relationship as long as relative balance remains. The balance began to get slig... Hudgal, All those reamrks you disagree with result from comments admitted in IPCC reports. You want more? What I'd like is for the point of most of your posts to be a little clearer. I have never read the IPCC report. I just think your conclusion-drawing skills are a little shaky. They are very shaky. But that doesn't stop him. If you want to talk to a wall... What I'd like is for the point of most of your posts to be a little clearer.I am sorry. I try my best to talk down to the level of most Clippers. I cannot go lower. I will leave it to you to work your way through the "confusion". And willhelm once again thinks he is smarter then anyone else. But shows no proof of such. ALOT MORE ABOUT GORE CAN BE FOUND HERE: http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B89A255E-EFD1-4281-8478-906545919B25/ Not everyone has effective communication skills. I can accept that. When I was a teacher, it was painful watching kids get tripped up on their words and not be able to get their point across without it sounding like a rambling of insanity. Perhaps he is a better speaker than he is a writer. I try and give everyone some benefit of the doubt. Try reading the comment again reeaal slow. Here it is -- Global Warming theory has failed the three main tests to which it has been subjected. First, no close relationship exists between the 20th century patterns of increasing carbon dioxide and changing temperature; second, 20th century rates and magnitude of temperature change fall well within previous natural limits of change despite accompanying increases in human-sourced carbon dioxide; and, third, the deterministic computer models that are used to engender public alarm have proved unable to predict the course of temperature change over the period 1990 -2006, let alone out to 2100. These are not my claims, they are IPCC admissions. H... I had no problem following that post, and I had no problem explaining to you why that not nearly as important as you seem to think. I understand your illogical conclusions and how you got there. I did my best to explain why your interpretation is lacking. You tend to misinterpret data. I know you're not a big science buff, but if you don't understand what you're reading, don't show your ignorance by giving your misinterpretation. I usually get the grasp of what you're trying to say, even though your writing style leaves something to be desired. The very last post of yours was just a mess of babble. Sorry to be so blunt. It's the following post that your lack of clarity surfaces. Also, a major point that you do not seem to grasp is that predicting short-term weather patterns is an utterly different skill than recognizing long term trends. The discipline of climatology is COMPLETELY different than meteorology. I thought that was understood. They are not my conclusions. You need to take it up with the Climate Scientists. And, for the record, Hudgal says the following comment is a "mess of babble" Global Warming theory has failed the three main tests to which it has been subjected. First, no close relationship exists between the 20th century patterns of increasing carbon dioxide and changing temperature; second, 20th century rates and magnitude of temperature change fall well within previous natural limits of change despite accompanying increases in human-sourced carbon dioxide; and, third, the deterministic computer models that are used to engender public alarm have proved unable to predict the course of temperature change ove... I'm trying to attract your fellow lost. They're out there. Just give them a few. Also, a major point that you do not seem to grasp is that predictingCertainly understood by me. Apparently, misunderstood by you. I'm sick of you idiocy, hudgal. You can feign with your esoteric pretense all you want. You are clueless. Just let me know if you need me to define any words for you. Wilhelm, I'm no psychiatrist, but you obviously have a terrible inferiority complex that you're trying to overcome by need to insult people who disagree with you, some of whom obviously know more about the subject than you.I wish you well in this endeavor. Until then, you might try dealing with it by accepting the fact that it's not a sin to not be an expert on everything. Insulting people's intelligence and trying to argue about something that you have no first-hand experience in does not make you look more intelligent. It only makes you look foolish. I just read AR4. You are SIGNIFICANTLY exaggerating the limitations of the current science models and predictions. http://ipcc-wg1.ucar.edu/wg1/wg1-report.html You've been reading too many non-scientific, political propganda sites. Wow! Willhelm inspired someone to read AR4! I can't tell you what it takes to get students to read these IPCC reports (for me to do it, it's lots of coffee) and here Willhelm did it with ease. I'm impressed. Don't give me too much credit kmcolo. I doubt hudgal read a single sentence. And, even if she did, can you imagine how she must have stuggled given her struggles with my comments? Not quite up to your usual level of insults, but I'm flattered that you pay so much attention to me. If you read it at all, Willie, you obviously didn't comprehend much of it. My money is on the fact that you got your limited information off some conservative political site that misrepresented the facts purposely. Although you are quite capable purposely misinterpreting facts on your own, your previous post looked a little too organized to be your handiwork alone. Heartland.com anyone? On an entirely different note, your comment should have been "try reading it really slowly", not real slow. You remember adverbs and adjectives and all of that? I dare say your grammar is not much better than your science. To Hudgal the pollution is only half the problem! So you say that for a co2 molecule to disapate it takes 50-200 yrs right! ( I don't disagree with you) But what happens if our population is supposed to double in 2050 from 6 billion to 11 billion! I bet you my generation is ten times worse then yours when it comes to pollution. Here's an interesting website you should look at! http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/worldbalance/ "try reading it really slowly" v. "real slow" I would say it depends on the audience and the effect you want to impart. No? Meancookie, that's exactly the point! I have said the same thing in other posts. As far as the whole generation thing, you could be right. I have no idea since your bio doesn't say much kmcolo said: egh.. i hate the inability to edit comments.. and yes.. i know.. there's a preview button there.. Feature request: Optionally require preiview before post. Soryy kmcolo, that post makes it seem that i'm missquoting you.. should have read: kmcolo said:Oh! let's call him "wallhelm" from now on! Wallhelm said:Wow, Wallhelm, way to come off as an ass-hat. egh... PS: am also assuming your comment was aimed at wallhelm. "the idea that people are causing global warming is not likely and in fact refutable" Oh, come on. since your assertion ignores the well-documented and long-established chain of causality, just conisder: during the hugely lush, hot, and high CO2 carboniferous period, the vast plantlife on earth pulled huge amounts of CO2 out of the air, which got buried and eventually became coal and petroleum; and we take all that CO2 that got buried over hundreds of millions of years, and put it back into the atmosphere over a few decades, and you think it wouldn't have any effect? The very least you could expect is that it would return us to the carboniferous period climate. but chances are that the ra... "Global Warming theory has failed the three main tests to which it has been subjected." "IPCC admissions" my foot. "20th century rates and magnitude of temperature change fall well within previous natural limits of change"? The temp in 1998 and 2005 (and one or two of the previous few years as well) is obviously outside the 95% confidence interval of all previous estimates for the past 1000 years (the gray 'noise' in the graph http://pws.prserv.net/gzuckier/climate2.jpg if you read the fine print) by a pretty clear amount. By the very dictionary definition of "statistical significance", this means less than 5% chance that whatever process is governing the current temperature is iden... |
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