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	Bridge To Hawaii

murieleileen

5-19-2008 11:10 AM

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5-19-2008 11:16 AM

murieleileen

what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

5-19-2008 11:52 AM

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5-19-2008 1:24 PM

tanyamm

Sometimes I don't think women understand themselves either.

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A man was riding his Harley along a <ST1:STATE _moz-userdefined=""><ST1:PLACE _moz-userdefined="">California</ST1:PLACE></ST1:STATE> beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, "I
will grant you one wish."</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nupathz.com/jokes/Bridge_to_Hawaii.htm"><DIV>
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The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
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The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how
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