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skwirlinator

11-7-2007 1:32 AM

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11-7-2007 1:49 AM

coconutshell

The first one was hilarious.

11-7-2007 2:46 AM

j000han

i liked this one
So what's the speed of dark?

11-7-2007 6:28 PM

theforceof1

I have always liked Steve Wright. A real dry but funny wit. Don't see him much anymore though.

11-9-2007 6:20 AM

mugofcoffee

yes...what is the speed of dark?

11-13-2007 2:08 AM

j000han

haha a wild speculation:
Particles that travel faster then light perhaps?

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