Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay


	Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

robynbird

5-3-2007 9:12 PM

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robynbird says:

These had me sitting at my computer laughing the hardest I had all day- which is a lot. Enjoy.

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6-6-2007 6:38 AM

Caleythia

Very funny. I do think the second one is quite a good analogy though, if unconventional. You know exactly what happened to McBride, in vivid detail.

6-6-2007 12:54 PM

00kayi00

xD LOL

6-6-2007 3:39 PM

goldbows

Geniuses.

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