You're Getting Old When...


	You're Getting Old When...

thisnamecantbetaken

11-21-2007 1:47 AM

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age, wisdom, health

thisnamecantbetaken says:

Ugh. I'm not that old! I am still in the summer of life! I can still party for 2 days straight! (Though it used to be 3...) Maybe I AM getting old? I don't wanna talk about it, let's change the subject. *LOL*

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11-21-2007 4:07 AM

Nerfzilla

Amen, Sistah!

11-21-2007 5:01 AM

JohnWaterman

just turned 49. Ouch.

11-21-2007 5:02 AM

JohnWaterman

and in the 3rd day of the party!!

11-21-2007 6:18 PM

debbyski

Oh TN,
There is no hope on this Earth of me ever being a party animal like you; I am so, how do you say it; shy . . .

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