How lazy can you get?

i love how the description makes it sound like preparing a cup of tea is tedious, hard work.

it's like claiming that tying your shoes is too much to handle. let me try...

"i have always felt distressed while tying my shoes. first you have to grab each lace, then cross your hands so that each now lays across the other. then, use an awkward motion to flip one under the other. at this time, make a bow with each and flip one bow around the other so you can then tie them together in a fixed knot. heaven forbid you need a double knot...get the automatic shoe tying machine for that one

how'd i do? any other ideas for really easy, simple things that need to be replaced by machines?