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	Wise Ones

silvercowboynz

4-3-2009 11:58 PM

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silvercowboynz says:

Whoever thought these ones up, needs to be put in a padded cell, to come up with a few more. A lot of very funny nonsense. An enjoyable read.

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4-4-2009 12:56 PM

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