Howto Humor, Piss People Off


	Howto Humor, Piss People Off

axelsenzon

7-15-2007 8:42 PM

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howto, humor, ann coulter

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7-18-2007 3:43 PM

Jorjor

Sounds like a good way to get fired, beat up or committed to a looney bin.

One they missed: get on an elevator and don't turn around. When you get to your floor, get off by stepping backwards.

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