No more masturbating in the shower! It clogs our drains!!


	No more masturbating in the shower! It clogs our drains!!

vavee

4-26-2007 12:19 PM

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vavee says:

They even promise DNA tracking for violators!!

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4-26-2007 12:28 PM

arifsali

This can't be real?

4-26-2007 1:04 PM

ljsdesign

How does semen, a liquid, clog a drain? Does P Robinson also head the morality ( reads sex is bad) police?

5-1-2007 11:01 PM

adamc

I think I have a solution... All the males should be forced to wear this contraption.

5-1-2007 11:01 PM

adamc

I think I have a solution... All the males should be forced to wear this contraption.

5-1-2007 11:04 PM

ljsdesign

that's hilarious!

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