I love satire directed at ignorant people, especially those with letters in front of their names that usually indicates intelligence.

I do own a Canadian.

You really need to get two Canadian slaves so they can keep each other entertained during the day.

This really made me giggle.

LMAO!!
I wonder if this applies to states?

I consider Wash, DC a neighboring nation - could I possibly get slaves from there - maybe some politicians. Oh- wait, it works opposite there - the rest of the United States are slaves to those in Washington.

I am Canadian and I still consider that I own myself (habeas corpus still mean something on the north of the 49th parallel), therefore I own a Canadian!

Good for you Nico, that is until some crazy yahoo in Montana decides to recreate the War of 1812!

rmowery, your comment would be funny if it wasn't so true!