Neat picture but I'm sure glad I'm not that tree.

Oh man, if I could find that tree, I'd make a baseball bat out of a branch. I'd call it lightening and then get my shot in the "big show". Then I'd wind up breaking the bat hitting a game winning home run and my heart would burst as I touched home plate.

wait... cancel the last part, and the "big show" part. Really I just want the bat with "Lightening" burned in on the barrel as the name.
...Of course, I'd have to learn how to make a bat and figure out if that tree would even have good wood for a bat... meh I'll just enjoy the picture.

Did I mention that I like elipses!! (>*,*)>

and you could get a laser engraver and engrave the picture above into it to show the reason you call it lightning!