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	The Disease Mongering Machine

thisnamecantbetaken

8-27-2009 10:58 AM

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thisnamecantbetaken says:

# Bribe doctors with vacations, extravagant meals and "consulting fees" in order to get them to prescribe your drug to as many patients as possible.

# Buy off politicians and legislators to block alternative medicine and enforce a pharmaceutical monopoly.

# Sit back and rake in the dough** while Americans go broke buying your drug to treat IAPSWD!

# When the lawsuits roll in from the families of dead patients, simply use a small portion of your windfall profits to settle out of court, admitting no guilt.

Get rich quick! Just click the "Re-Generate" button and create your own disease!

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8-27-2009 4:10 PM

mountainpalm

Is that like the E-Z button at Staples?

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