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	50 things to do with a brick

l1wulf

12-21-2006 12:03 AM

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l1wulf says:

Not nearly as funny as the list of things to do before you turn 30, but still mildly amusing.

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12-21-2006 7:58 AM

ghiberti

Trans-glazial paperwork delivery

My initial reaction on seeing the clip headline was "put it through a window" - must be some genetic programming issue

12-21-2006 8:11 AM

Socratoad

12-21-2006 11:50 AM

l1wulf

@ghiberti
Allow me to direct you to #16

16. Trans-glazial paperwork delivery facilitator. Try throwing a ransom demand through someone’s window if it isn’t attached to a brick.

12-21-2006 11:52 AM

l1wulf

Haha. The effects of being snowed in and sleeping late. I just woke up (nice huh?) and somehow completely and totally ignored your quote...of the same thing. ROFL. Ok, I promise not to type anything else until at least one cup of coffee has been consumed

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