Original First Page of the Bible


	Original First Page of the Bible

Jorjor

1-7-2008 9:03 PM

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religion, humor, bible

Jorjor says:

They recently discovered a smaller scroll hidden in the cylinder of the first scroll of the ancient Biblical scriptures, believed to be the actual "first page" of the Bible. When deciphered, it read ...

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1-27-2008 7:32 PM

citizenbfk

I think I'm going to like this sense of humor.

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