Catholic Church Changes Stance On Abortion


	Catholic Church Changes Stance On Abortion

foxyarse

8-16-2009 2:08 PM

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"We were just enjoying a family night out," said Billy Bob, "It's been tough feeding a family of eight little ones under 10 since since I lost my job at the foundry."

"These folks should have stopped after the second kid," the Pope said, "The youngest one didn't even eat."

In related news, conservative talk-show host Bill O'Reilly said he was initially appalled at the news, but would come around if the "abortion is okay" message is directed at "blacks and Jews".

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8-16-2009 4:49 PM

disenchantedcitizen

Dammit foxy, you always catch me off guard.

I am going to have to look twice at your source from now on. Good one. Keep it up.

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