McCain denies allegations that he is a politician


	McCain denies allegations that he is a politician

kkcapricorn

2-22-2008 4:27 PM

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satire, unconfirmed sources

kkcapricorn says:

Once again, I emphasize that this is satire.

Laugh. Its funny

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"The allegations that I have had anything to do with politics, or that I am tied to the Republican Party in any way, or that I am anything but one of the top adulterers in the country, are part of a smear job against me," John McCain told reporters.  "The timing of this story being leaked about me being a U.S. Senator seems like it was designed to do maximum damage to my sexual relations with Ms. Iseman."</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3062">
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