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	Oral sex

dakotayii

9-13-2008 11:08 PM

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dakotayii says:

"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom ... And she yells, 'Fuck You!!!!!' and I holler back, 'Fuck You too.' "

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9-13-2008 11:21 PM

dakotayii

And then the fight started....
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'you should have dropped your pants....

9-14-2008 1:30 AM

Sheroug

haha those were good!

9-14-2008 5:09 AM

debbyski

9-14-2008 7:40 AM

tabsey

Very good, and well told too.

9-14-2008 9:40 AM

carrerinyes

Very funny!

9-14-2008 10:53 AM

skwirlinator

Good ones!

9-14-2008 3:04 PM

Jorjor

I like.

9-14-2008 6:08 PM

debbyski

I like better

9-14-2008 10:48 PM

tanyamm

Okay, you're all the best! That was funny.

9-15-2008 1:19 AM

Da kool guy

WOW!!! My parents have oral sex all the freakin time!!!

9-15-2008 12:08 PM

tanyamm

Just walking down the street I hear people having oral sex all the time.

9-15-2008 1:46 PM

pamed16

Augh..

9-15-2008 2:12 PM

dulios

My father was a high school teacher and coach. One weekend my mom and I joined my dad and his basketball team on a camping trip. I was in a car with a bunch of his students when we lost sight of the car my parents were traveling in. Someone suggested my parents may have pulled off the side of the road for a little oral sex. Being young and shy, I didn't ask any questions. I just figured "oral sex" meant talking dirty to each other!

9-15-2008 2:33 PM

twistedback

that deserves a pop

9-15-2008 10:22 PM

dakotayii

Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.

10-12-2008 7:32 PM

chedare

Mmmn maybe I can use another expletive when next my brother and I are giving each other a serve ha ha That was best laugh for a while heaps good medicine girl.Should be more laughs !

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