Murphy's Technology Laws


	Murphy's Technology Laws

thekay

8-3-2007 2:23 AM

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clipped some of my favourites

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8-4-2007 3:13 PM

skwirlinator

The longer it takes to download a file the more likely it is not to work.

8-6-2007 3:23 AM

NS-Clips

The longer it takes to download a file the more likely it is not to work.

skwirlinator

I agree!

8-6-2007 3:24 AM

skwirlinator

I actually posted that to Murphys Laws website
Awhile ago

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Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. great discoveries are made by mistake.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-technology.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-technology.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">All's well that ends.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-technology.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-technology.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-technology.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-technology.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-technology.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.</LI></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/F40965A6-5F07-4458-BCD5-4B57A800DC98/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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