Search Options
close
Search the following clips:
All Clips
Everyone's Clips
My Guides
Sign Up
Install
Learn More
Login
You Know You’re Having A bad Day When
tron2007
follow
6
8-11-2007 7:46 AM
840 views
tags:
general
,
humor
,
humour
,
joke
,
jokes
,
funny
,
sex
2 Comments
|
Add a Comment
8-11-2007
2:51 PM
allenmarkowski
Thanks for the laughs.
8-11-2007
3:40 PM
skwirlinator
You get out of bed to find the family pet has barfed in your slipper.
Login
to Comment. Not a member yet?
Sign up
Related Clips
Why knowledge about emotion has accumulate...
Justice Dept Firings WERE Political. No, r...
Fannie, Freddie, and the Left
Defense Contractors Get Jitters
panel found palin abused power
With so many conflicting messages, it’s ha...
More Bogus Obama Donors Surface
More clips from
tron2007
Top Reasons Why Lesbian Must Be Thin!
Good Reaons To Be A Single Male
5 Signs She Wants To Break Up
Today's Top Clips
Amazing sight in the South Pacific
Alaska About to Eat its Own
A Nail In The Fence
Where Are Our Manners?
Why knowledge about emotion has accumulated so slowly ??
"Incestuous relationship" of military, contractors, Congress
Is Obama a socialist? Ask the socialists:
THE BIRTH OF AN OCEAN
Questions
McCain Lied about William Ayers
visit the
Top Clips page
View the Top Clips from
August 11, 2007
Embed This Clip In Your Site...
<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/88539012-4991-4a63-81e2-10c30011a5b8/F3C408D2-FF88-4510-B569-FE895B323C3C/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/08/you-know-youre-having-bad-day-when.html" href="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/08/you-know-youre-having-bad-day-when.html" style="font-size: 11px;">masalajokes.blogspot.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/08/you-know-youre-having-bad-day-when.html"><DIV>You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.</DIV><BR /><DIV>The little league puts you on waivers.</DIV><BR /><DIV>Your suggestion box starts ticking.</DIV><BR /><DIV>Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.</DIV><BR /><DIV>You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.</DIV><BR /><DIV>The moths in your money belt starve to death.</DIV><BR /><DIV>People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.</DIV><BR /><DIV>Your wife starts charging you rent.</DIV><BR /><DIV>A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.</DIV><BR /><DIV>You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.</DIV><BR /><DIV>The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.</DIV><BR /><DIV>Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.</DIV><BR /><DIV>The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out.</DIV><BR /><DIV>A copy of your birth certificate comes in the mail marked null and void.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/08/you-know-youre-having-bad-day-when.html"><DIV>The department of biological warfare ask for your stew recipe.</DIV><BR /><DIV>Your children’s school calls to surrender.</DIV><BR /><DIV>You can’t afford to drive your new car.</DIV><BR /><DIV>It takes you three hours to make minute rice.</DIV><BR /><DIV>You’re so bored you play hide & seek alone.</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/F3C408D2-FF88-4510-B569-FE895B323C3C/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
Clipmarks
Home
New Clips
Top Clips
Dashboard
Popular Topics
News
Life
Science
Technology
Entertainment
Get Started
Sign Up
Install Clipping Tool
How Clipping Works
Clip-to-Blog™
ClipSearch
Tools and Resources
FAQ
ClipWeek
Top Clippers
Top Tags
Site Map
About Clipmarks
About Us
Contact
Blog
Copyright
Privacy
EULA
OK