 dakotayii says: What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." - Ken Hammond On Masturbation... "The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it." - Truman Capote "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin "If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter." - George Carlin Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."So did I 9 months later! "Sex: the expense is damnable, the position is ridiculous, and the pleasure fleeting." -- Samuel Johnson “In the banana republic of the heart, petty tyrants can drag one away by nightfall for some gentle terror.” “There's a thin line between sweet fanaticism and acute psychosis.” — Diane Ackerman “Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.” — Morticia Addams Coito ergo sum — Vaughn Bode “It has struck me that people who aren't getting enough sex are always very fascinated by it, even if the fascination takes the form of them being very, very cross that other people are getting some." — John Cleese In my sex fantasies, nobody ever loves me for my mind. — Nora Ephron “You can point to any item in the Sears catalog and somebody wants to sleep with it.” — Max Gail “The Churc... |
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