<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/d859932e-38aa-4224-876d-c6c5d51d0aa9/F3BAB45A-DAF0-46EB-8DBD-F54B9836839E/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://kwonsu.blogspot.com/2007/03/ondom-joke.html" href="http://kwonsu.blogspot.com/2007/03/ondom-joke.html" style="font-size: 11px;">kwonsu.blogspot.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://kwonsu.blogspot.com/2007/03/ondom-joke.html"><DIV class="post-body"> <P><SPAN><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN>A man with a winking problem applied as a sales person for a large firm.<BR />The interviewer looks over his papers and says, 'Great.! Graduated from the best schools; </SPAN><SPAN>wonderful </SPAN><SPAN>recommendations , and </SPAN><SPAN>unparalleled </SPAN><SPAN>experience.'<BR />Normally, we'd hire you right away. But it is a highly visible position, and I'm afraid your winking will scare off customers. We can't hire you.'<BR />'Wait,' he said. 'If I take 2 aspirin, It'll stop!''<BR />'Really? Show me!'<BR />He reaches into his pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red, blue, ribbed, flavored; finally, at the bottom, is the aspirin pack. He opens it, swallows the pills, and stops winking.'<BR />Well,' said the interviewer, 'that's all well , but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!<BR />Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!<BR />Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?''<BR />'Oh, that,' he sighed. 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