101 Ways to Annoy People


	101 Ways to Annoy People

anthonyo

10-27-2007 5:25 PM

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anthonyo says:

You have to check out the rest.

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10-28-2007 3:23 PM

Oortcloud

Method #102 Write "101 ways to Annoy someone" and then get people to spam them to everyone on the internet. Then start posting them on all the sites you can and treat them like they are actually funny.

10-28-2007 8:04 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

Method #103. Scream LALALALALALALA incessantly when someone points out method #102.

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