Periodic Table of Awesoments


	Periodic Table of Awesoments

coconutshell

8-11-2008 2:33 AM

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funny, humour, chuck, norris, bacon, periodic, table

coconutshell says:

Please note that #1 is bacon.

Now let is all cheer.

This is much easier to remember than the periodic table at school.

A clearer look at the source.

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9-10-2008 7:53 PM

Jorjor

When I went to the source, my IQ crept out of my ear, opened the window and threatened to jump if I didn't close the page.

Personally, I thought he got bacon and Chuck Norris confused. That's easy to do.

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