Church Bulletin Bloopers


	Church Bulletin Bloopers

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10-23-2009 8:03 PM

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10-24-2009 10:02 AM

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/748b1695-ce72-485e-9515-d2d2a26fd688/F20C7CDB-B6E4-4CDD-B821-4C53A3F2BE29/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html" href="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html" style="font-size: 11px;">lpintop.tripod.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html">"Ladies,
                                             don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
                                             husbands."</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html">The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html">Remember in prayer the many who are sick
                                             of our community</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html">Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about
                                             you</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html">Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
                                             October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html">The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
                                             sinning to join the choir</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html">For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html">The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html">The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing  <BR /><DIV>campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped
                                             My Pledge - Up Yours."</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lpintop.tripod.com/lauraslaughterpages/id19.html">Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/F20C7CDB-B6E4-4CDD-B821-4C53A3F2BE29/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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