Fortunately, sex-toy retailers are taking things into their own hands.

That sentence made me laugh out loud.

And now they will have to come up with some alternative material, though I doubt if the sex toy industry will die out.

OMG, I say give them the mandatory death penalty!

I recently clipped something similar to this but it was about using a condom with your vibrator. It's sad when you have to think about safe self sex.

For God's sake, I'm giving it up when I feel like I must have safe sex with myself . . .