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A LOVE STORY
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11-19-2007 8:46 AM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/91c62535-5207-44d2-9a0c-422706eb06e7/F080D8ED-A579-4E22-AFCD-7E9EC7E1796D/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html" href="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.thethinkingblue.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.thethinkingblue.com/img/9F37BC8B-A46C-4B05-A8E7-D25D1DE12B23" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><P align="left"><FONT face="Arial" color="#000000"><SPAN><STRONG><FONT face="Arial Narrow" size="7">A LOVE STORY</FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN><STRONG><FONT face="Arial Narrow" size="7"><IMG height="48" hspace="0" src="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/beerwink.gif" width="50" vspace="0" border="0" /></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><SPAN>Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. <BR /><IMG height="66" hspace="0" src="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/Wedd11.gif" width="137" vspace="0" border="0" /><BR />One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. </SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><SPAN>The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. </SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.thethinkingblue.com/img/FD3900A0-C8AC-4070-A1F5-7885C9E40B76" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> and said to the groom-broom, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" </SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.thethinkingblue.com/img/CEE1976F-E492-4BD7-9835-99AA8EBFF366" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><SPAN><BR /><BR />"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom. </SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><SPAN><BR /><BR />Are you ready for this? <BR />Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.thethinkingblue.com/img/7FC1777F-9DA3-4AC8-91C2-AF1F6B90142C" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html">"WE HAVEN'T EVEN <U>SWEPT TOGETHER</U>!"</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.thethinkingblue.com/img/F4959BCE-1B7B-495E-9811-AFE6B49F21CD" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><B><FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Life's too short not to enjoy...</SPAN> </FONT></B><FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Even these silly </SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">little </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: 700">has-been</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> jokes</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.thethinkingblue.com/img/8B19A853-30F2-465A-B433-F29BB08F5BA4" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><B><FONT face=Tahoma color=#d86b00 size=7><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #d86b00; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</SPAN></FONT></B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.thethinkingblue.com/img/B0E1FA64-FAC3-405E-A290-8E655C01C1F0" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.thethinkingblue.com/img/6F2BA956-E610-4E8D-94B2-1EE36FB0DBC7" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"> <P align=center><I><B><A href="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/wine.html">Click for A Bottle Of Wine</A></B></I></p> <P align=center><B><I><A href="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/numbers.html">Click for Your Numbers Game</A></I></B></p> <P align=center><B><I><A href="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/dontcheat.html">Click for Your Identity In Fruit</A></I></B></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twobrooms.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.thethinkingblue.com/img/FDB43F56-0B4D-4657-BF1E-ED874457817A" alt="" /></div></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/F080D8ED-A579-4E22-AFCD-7E9EC7E1796D/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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