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	Ancient race of skeleton people discovered

masbury

6-2-2009 7:22 PM

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masbury says:

Artist's conception of warrior-person especially meaningful.

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6-2-2009 10:07 PM

cakebelly

6-3-2009 3:48 AM

darkeforce

Could this be the missing link between quasi-intelligent rocks and human beings? The common family tree of right-wing nutbars revealed! Substantial proof that people can survive without guts!

6-3-2009 10:43 AM

ShannonGB

The artist being a 10 year old boy with an active imagination.

6-3-2009 10:46 AM

tabsey

6-3-2009 12:47 PM

Jorjor

It's true! It's true! I saw the in "Army of Darkness"!

6-3-2009 12:47 PM

Jorjor

Typo: "I saw them"

6-3-2009 3:49 PM

tazmanium

I knew that eventually my family tree would be discovered.

6-3-2009 4:32 PM

suzukisuv

So skeletons have eat, i wonder what kept food in they stomach.

6-3-2009 4:59 PM

tanyamm

Clearly gutless wonders.

6-3-2009 6:37 PM

AwsomeAustin

I knew that movie had a meaning!!!! HAHAHA skeletons taking over??!!!

6-4-2009 7:07 PM

ratilfar

I think Mas was a DM in a past life

6-4-2009 8:58 PM

masbury

OK, DM?

6-4-2009 10:19 PM

ratilfar

Then you were not, as DM stands for Dungeon Master.

6-4-2009 11:14 PM

Jorjor

I think Masbury predates D&D, so if he was a DM in a past life, it would have had to have been a real dungeon.

6-4-2009 11:35 PM

masbury

Ah. Yes, I had a job selling 56k Xerox CP/M computers in 1982. They used 8 inch floppy disks. You could buy a 10MB hard drive, too - a separate unit about the size of a bread box. And that was my 3rd career - altho the first two went by pretty fast.

So I never did become a DM.

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