Phone Menu of a Mental Hospital..


	Phone Menu of a Mental Hospital..

tron2007

8-11-2007 6:35 AM

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8-12-2007 7:59 AM

jack_alexander2

I like it! If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?

8-13-2007 6:38 AM

vampy2

Which number would you press!

8-13-2007 9:39 AM

Mohir

I would press the pop button

8-13-2007 11:25 PM

venushugstress

I've tried all the buttons in different order and no one has returned my call. How long am I supposed to stay on hold?

8-14-2007 1:07 AM

strider72

"If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?"

Crazy people, it seems.

8-14-2007 11:07 AM

tayoulevy

as a loony person myself, this made my day. Hilarious!

8-15-2007 9:05 PM

dirish

Merciful god, thats the outgoing message on my phone!

8-16-2007 10:02 AM

Brenda1267

I would have a nervous breakdown trying to figure out which button to push for "all of the above"

9-9-2007 11:26 PM

Jackychanman

http://odeo.com/audio/1064062/view

I had this on my phone for maybe 3 months. It's simply a classic (well maybe not now, but it will be one)

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