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Mexican Words of the Day
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9-23-2009 4:35 AM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/b5a8229b-5d3d-4fef-ba23-1bcb85dcfbc4/EFE0A773-EA5C-4857-AC3F-C0DB8B068E88/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/" href="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/" style="font-size: 11px;">mysree.wordpress.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><H2><A title="Permanent Link to Mexican Words of the Day" rel="bookmark" href="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/" linkindex="58">Mexican Words of the Day</A></H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>3. *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>4. * Texas * My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars but my amigo rectum!</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry wheelchair</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>10. *Chicken wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her “honey, harassment nothing to me.”</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mysree.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/mexican-words-of-the-day/"><P>12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/EFE0A773-EA5C-4857-AC3F-C0DB8B068E88/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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