Total douche on match.com is a phony...


	Total douche on match.com is a phony...

warptheory

10-11-2007 1:24 PM

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warptheory says:

LOL! What a macho jerk! More details at page.

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<TABLE width="300" cellpadding="0" border="0"><TBODY><TR><TD><FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#333333"><SPAN>Thanks for writing   to me, but unfortunately, we’re just not a good match. Good luck in your   search!Our Portraits didn’t match on: </SPAN></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#333333"><SPAN> </SPAN></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT size="1" face="Verdana" color="#333333"><SPAN>  Â• Personality</SPAN></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ryanhague.wordpress.com/2007/10/11/office-shenanigans-douchebag-alert/"><P>Then he goes into a tirade of self promotion.  This is belligerent bragging at its best.  Let me translate what his last paragraph really means:</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ryanhague.wordpress.com/2007/10/11/office-shenanigans-douchebag-alert/">I think you forgot how this works.  You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ryanhague.wordpress.com/2007/10/11/office-shenanigans-douchebag-alert/">so you don’t blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures,</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ryanhague.wordpress.com/2007/10/11/office-shenanigans-douchebag-alert/"><P>Translation: 8.9 on Hot or Not (that part is probably the only true statement; this douche is actually on HotorNot.com), served lunch at an Ivy League Cafeteria, Mensa member (Men Entertaining the Notion of Same-Sex Asshole).</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ryanhague.wordpress.com/2007/10/11/office-shenanigans-douchebag-alert/">Drives a 1980 BMW.  Missing the top.  </blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/EFDDCE1A-3DD5-4F6A-AC93-A4A331888B56/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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