Increase your Annoyance Skills


	Increase your Annoyance Skills

UpStateMike

3-16-2007 11:32 AM

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humor, annoy, anger

UpStateMike says:

Sure ways to get people to aviod you at all costs.

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3-16-2007 11:51 AM

Socratoad

3-16-2007 12:41 PM

alfredwesterveld

Lol

3-16-2007 1:02 PM

gingembre

That's what you think!

3-16-2007 5:44 PM

AcesLucky

Several of these had me buckled with laughter!

Is there something wrong with me?

That's what YOU think.

3-16-2007 6:29 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Fabulous!

3-16-2007 6:43 PM

Robyn_Scout

Thats what YOU think
in accordance with prophesy.

3-16-2007 8:45 PM

jonhatespigeons

This is fantastic. There should be more people like you 'Mike

3-17-2007 4:03 PM

Hmmm... I always yell out random numbers while my wife is trying to count something... On the other hand, from my earliest days on the PC, I would never have typed anything all in upper case.

3-18-2007 12:28 AM

Deepti

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