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	Kissinger Instructs Palin On Finer Points Of Clandestine Carpet Bombing

papananook

9-24-2008 1:40 PM

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papananook says:

On a more vulgar note (please forgive me, ladies) Kissinger then leaned in and whispered, " Now Zarah, vould you conzider szitting on my face? I'm szexy 'cuz I'm powerful, you know...even Nixon and Gen. Alex Haig blew me off! and you're szuch a cutie-pie, Zarah..."

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