Hard To Say While Drunk


	Hard To Say While Drunk

rocker

10-27-2007 1:37 PM

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humour, drunk, alcohol, words, funny

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<FONT size="4"><BR /><BR />Cinnamon
<BR />Indubitably
<BR />Innovative
<BR />Preliminary
<BR /><DIV>Proliferation 
</DIV><BR /><BR /><FONT size="6">Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
<FONT size="4"><BR /><BR />British Constitution
<BR />Loquacious Transubstantiate
<BR />Passive-aggressive disorder
<BR /><DIV>Specificity 
</DIV><BR /><BR /><FONT size="6">Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk
<FONT size="4"><BR /><BR />Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
<BR />Nope, no more alcohol for me.
<BR />Sorry, but you're not really my type.
<BR />Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
<BR />Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
<BR /><DIV>You're right, I can't jump over that table!
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