Why not just call in sick?


	Why not just call in sick?

padzilla

12-27-2006 10:01 AM

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kidnap, work

padzilla says:

Kidnapping should be saved for important things, like skipping out on your wedding.

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12-27-2006 12:58 PM

adamc

Dammit, I was going to use this one next week. Now I'll just be crying wolf.

12-27-2006 1:15 PM

Devilkund

I agree with Padzilla. Use for the important things like weddings, peer review week at work, those lunches with in-laws you hate, asst. social gatherings,..............

12-27-2006 1:17 PM

veeqdee

Am loving the irony at the end. <3

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