Slick Willie to open clinic for political adulterers


	Slick Willie to open clinic for political adulterers

foxyarse

7-4-2009 1:05 PM

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bill clinton, sex clinic, oral, monica

foxyarse says:

Clinton says his clinic will accept sinners of both sexes, both political parties-and both heterosexuals and homosexuals.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton issued a printed statement saying, "That's finally it! I want a divorce! It was just a fake marriage anyway!"

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7-4-2009 5:41 PM

ofcapri

Is this for real??? Slick Willy, my mentor - covering all bases isn't he! Funny clip!!

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