Two nuns............


	Two nuns............

dakotayii

3-13-2008 10:44 AM

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dakotayii says:

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM : And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down .

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3-13-2008 10:50 AM

Aribeth

3-13-2008 5:40 PM

Marinho

very funn...

3-13-2008 5:45 PM

yanceducat

3-14-2008 2:51 AM

righthand

Did they walk again the next day? Together?

3-16-2008 1:31 PM

dakotayii

@ righthand . Yes

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