Eddie Izzard Quotes


	Eddie Izzard Quotes

carrerinyes

8-7-2008 1:07 PM

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carrerinyes says:

The teachings of Cathol....hmm

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8-8-2008 2:34 PM

Robbert

Death or cake?

8-8-2008 2:45 PM

carrerinyes

Um...cake please!

8-8-2008 2:49 PM

laceym

Do you have a flag?

8-8-2008 2:51 PM

carrerinyes

There's a 100,000,000 of us...we don't need one

8-8-2008 2:53 PM

meancookie89

mu ha ha ha no flag no country!

8-8-2008 4:10 PM

carrerinyes

The Pilgrims...left from Plymouth, landed on Plymouth Rock. How strange is that...?

8-8-2008 4:23 PM

laceym

I'm 82!

I'm 82!

I'm 82!

8-9-2008 6:03 PM

dulios

Hitler never played Risk as a child...

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