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	Wedding Night

vandamonium

8-21-2007 5:03 PM

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A young couple was in their honeymoon suite 
on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, 
the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his 
pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." 
She put them on and the waist was twice the size 
of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. <BR /><DIV>
"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. </DIV>
<BR /><DIV>
"I'm the man in this family." </DIV>

With that, she flipped him her panties and said, 
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he could <BR /><DIV>
only get them on as far as his kneecaps. </DIV>
<BR /><DIV>
He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties." </DIV>

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's <BR /><DIV>
going to be until your attitude changes!"		</DIV>
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