I’m just an enterprising little blogger trying to make her way right here in Amerika! I don’t want to work in the potato fields! I NEED this material. So I IMPLORE you, Roland. Show up! Then we could do a nice analogy with what Saddam Hussein always did with people he didn’t want in the room.

Come on guys! I need to catch a break here, mmmmmmmkay?

I want to see the veins in Harry Reid’s neck pulsating.

I want to see Blagojevich’s hair again.

I want to hear Bobby Rush’s next speech after the only African American man in the room gets hauled out by the Democratic Party.

“We’re not going to create a scene in Washington,” Burris said. “We hope it’s negotiated out prior to my going to Washington.”

No no no! Prithee Roland, I beseech thee! Playing nice is not a part the congressional handbook, man! And it never provides good blogging material!

Hey, by the way, did anybody notice that the Other Useless Party is awfully quiet these days?