tanyamm says: They seem so sweet, some are cuddly some are big but sooo.. adorable. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Go to the sight to find out why. Well, it's a good list, but they are missing some big one. For the cutest animal that could seriously destroy you, I'm going to vote Panda. I was bitten by a baby panda once while trying to convince others to stop toying with it. That hurt. But if it had been an adult, you would have been burying some tattered shoes in an empty casket. The deceptive things about pandas, along with dolphins and chimpanzees, is that they are not uniformly aggressive. Many times they just can't be bothered to kill a human, but that certainly doesn't mean the though hasn't crossed their mind! How could a dolphin destroy anyone? They are so playful and gentle. How could a dolphin destroy anyone? They are so playful and gentle.Here is but one story of the dangerous dolphins. Do not turn your back on a dolphin. These are all wild animals and must be respected as such. Ah, yes, life is not a theme park ... Dolphins have tremendous power in their thrusts, and their noses are very hard. Watch a dolphin kill a shark if you want an idea of how dangerous they can be (and then for comparison, why don't you go and try to kill a shark. but for sure, wild animals are all dangerous unless you are Snow White. Here are a few others I would put on the list: 5. Monkeys! They move in packs and killed the deputy mayor of Delhi by throwing him out the window! 4. Baboons! After a man in Saudi Arabia hit a baboon with his car, he got out to help it, only to be dismembered by the enraged trope. 3. Horses! Cute, but with no innate love for humans... Except BartendingBears, that is. you forgot the most dangerous animal of all time - the human - some of us do look look really cute and cuddly, but beware beneath the exterior is the ability to create mayhem like you've never seen oh by the way dolphins in the wild have been known to save drowning humans - the only time that a dolphin is most likely to attack is if its in danger, especialy if there is a calf around. No dolphin has EVER attacked a human being and if one has, i would say that the human was asking for it lolz bartendingbear. and good comment webwolf. And yes the 4 penis-ed platypus will do you great harm For all you doubters click on the www.cracked.com at the very top of this clip for an explanation. Seriously you would be very afraid. I have to agree with webwolf--I've swam with dolphins in the wild and had other encounters while fishing, saving some TWICE from a painful death by humans (once from shooting and once from drano poisoning--I even had the poisoner arrested because he did it more than once--asshole spent some months in jail, too) and never felt in danger of the dolphins...they can be a little more playful than you might want and they might "steal" your bait (their backyard) but are really very gentle. That drunk in your clip musta done something weird--i'd bet on it. I'm far more afraid of humans than dolphins, for pity sake. I'm far more afraid of humans than dolphins, for pity sake.Really? Take a look at these: Dolphins evolve opposable thumbs Dolphin war on humanity kicks off Need another reason? hahahahahahahaha---mercy...I just went that site and read the blurb about dolphins--PUH-leeze...it's ridiculous...Killed a guy when he tried to save some women from dolphin rape by shoving a stick repeatedly in it's blow hole---maybe it was hurt and retaliated in kind but without a stick...hahahaha! And the Onion piece is very funny, Bignose! Dolphin Love!!!! Papananook, I still laugh at the Onion piece. "What are they doing down there?!" Oh, actually, webwolf and papananook, that's exactly the point: people who get hurt by these animals were asking for it. But! If you ask for it, you will get it! If we respect any of these animals as wild and powerful, they are not necessarily our enemies, and have no reason for conflict with us (except for hippos, which are pretty much straight up evil). When we start to treat wild animals as stuffed animals, and think of them more like cute toys rather than independent creatures, we place ourselves in danger. Although, as a note, from what I've heard is that dolphins, less often than attacking humans, often play a little too rough and you can get seriously injured if things go to far. ... Dolphins: Are you fish or mamal? PICK A SIDE! I am for dolphins! humans scare me! hey guys, I think we all feel the same about these animals, but before we all get carried away you should take a look at the original link www.cracked.com and act accordingly. |
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