Rodent Tooth in Kraft peanuts


	Rodent Tooth in Kraft peanuts

summer70

5-17-2006 12:01 PM

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weird, funny

summer70 says:

I suppose the guy had a 'point' in suing .... but this just struck me as funny - especially the last line...

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5-17-2006 12:13 PM

egoldstein

yeah, the last line is great. basically, he's saying that the tooth made him so sick that he needs to be compensated but that he's also grown too attached to it to give it up.

i'll tell you this much, if this guy wins his case he better start believing in the tooth fairy.

5-18-2006 9:49 PM

summer70

Lol!

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