What to do in a terrorist attack #3


	What to do in a terrorist attack #3
Robatron
7-9-2007 1:50 PM
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government, warning, public, safety, funny, pictures, diagrams, terrorism, attack
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The third and final installment of what to do in a terrist attack. Heed the warnings!
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The US government has a new website, <A href="http://www.ready.gov">http://www.ready.gov</A>. displaying
public service symbols for terrorism readiness, in the tradition of the old "duck and cover" campaigns after WWII.
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean
anything! Here are a few guesses about what they mean:
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psychological terror attack. Cower in the corner or run like hell.
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Always carry one!
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