The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord


	The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

swampfoxz

5-30-2008 4:04 PM

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swampfoxz says:

# If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

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5-30-2008 9:36 PM

tanyamm

Sounds like the kind of list my son would have made when he was little.

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