If pets kept diaries


	If pets kept diaries

coconutshell

1-20-2009 3:29 AM

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humour, pets, dogs, cats, diaries

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1-21-2009 6:23 AM

haraya

LOL. Now I wonder what my pet's diary would say.

1-21-2009 8:43 AM

haraya

I actually only have an imaginary pet right now..

1-21-2009 9:05 AM

debbyski

1-21-2009 9:07 AM

tanyamm

1-21-2009 10:27 AM

burndata0

This was a nice little chuckle this morning

The only thing they forgot was the day the cat actually breaks out and realizes that things in captivity weren't so bad after all. At least that's what my cats did, spend all day trying to break out only to be crying at the front door to get back in an hour later only to try it all again next week

1-30-2009 5:37 PM

FalconHunter

lol, so funny

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