the freshman Democratic class in the House has been ‘showered in pork’ by the leaders of the current majority,

LOL, a pork shower. I can't decide if that sounds good or gross.

Mousie, Are you watching too much Emeril? At least that is better than watching his evil twin Graham Kerr.

Willhelm, I watch Paula Deen. My motto is: you can never have too much butter.

I cannot stand that she keeps licking her cooking utensils and then uses those utensils to feed others. YUCK. I guess I'm a bit of a germophobe.

Haha. She talks about that in her book.