In case you were worried about the fate of all the good, "family friendly" people spamming you with offers for subprime "christian" mortgages, "christian" work from home "opportunities" and "christian" dietary supplements.

In these hard economic times, they have learned that if sex sells, the fear of inadequacy causing you losing your partner to some better-hung liberal porn watching pervert with mad skills in the sack will sell even better.

There's only one thing missing in this letter to make it absolute, unintentional comic genius: a picture of Willie Horton beside these paragraphs:

" In fact, my wife had never had an orgasm during intercourse.

Although, she was always "willing" to participate, I couldn't shake the feeling that she was only doing it for me - she was not truly that interested in sex.

This caused me no end of frustration, disappointment and lack of self esteem. When you are a husband, it really hurts when you feel that you can't sexually satisfy your wi